It can't wait! I have to tell them right now! There is absolutely no way that the world can continue to turn unless I tell them this right now! Brenda and Tad broke up! If you would've waited a whole two hours to learn this information, you would've been so fucked! Everybody would've known about Brenda and Tad's break up before you! I mean, uh, how do you think Tad feels about that? That you waited a whole 15 minutes until you realized that he broke up with his girlfriend. I mean, he called you, and falsely assumed that you have a cell phone. He left a message, peppering it right and left with the word "dude" and not bothering to leave a phone number because only a loser doesn't have a cell phone. Well, "dude", I'm up to my knuckles in fecal matter. I wish it was blood. Hitler and the jews had nothing on the way I feel about "dudes". It "smells like cookies"? Are you fucking kidding me? That's a very small price to pay to cancel the word "dude". Give me the button. I'm eager to press.