Have you ever eaten one of these? For starters, let me just warn you. They're not that good. That being said, allow me to continue about the weird, bizarre world of El Salvador. First of all, it's tiny. really, really tiny. I was there once, and I walked up the street to take a bus and low and behold, I was suddenly in Guatemala. Don't pronounce the G you fucking gringo, but I won't even bother to discuss El Salvador itself, but rather the unusual behaviour that these people exhibit in this country. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that the U.S. is a country completely comprised of immigrants. They are the only foreign people. We are all gringos. If you are white, you are a gringo. It doesn't matter if you're from Argentina, Australia, Atlanta, ... whatever, you're just a gringo. It really doesn't matter, you're a gringo. It's interesting, and then they name everyone "Junior", "Jonathon", "Michael", "Douglas". If you know anything about El Salvador, you know exactly what I'm talking about. And I feel really ashamed about what Reagan did to that country. He totally smashed it down. They had some awesome ideas going around what with the FMLN and all that. I take off my hat to those people in a huge way, but then the U.S. government unleashed the death squads on them. And you probably don't even know what I'm talking about because it's so shameful that it's never discussed in the classroom. It all had to do with the Red Scare, well let me tell you, the Latin American form of communism has nothing to do with a dictatorship. It's actually totally relevant seeing as how 99.999999% of the population lives in total poverty, and they get shitted on every day.