I don't know if you've ever encountered this. I'm sure you have. The total dipshit. I'm sure you have. I saw an old aquantince of mine last night from Houston. She looked just like Buddy Bradley's girlfriend, but somehow incredibly even more stupider. "Yeah, I've been in San Francisco for 10 years." "Wow, cool, I'm planning on moving there next summer." She proceeded to inform me of all this stuff that I had never even heard of before. Apparently, there's this thing called a "stourage space". I hope I'm spelling this right. I don't know. The whole thing is news to me. And, also, I was amazed at this supposed fact that she illuminated me to: If I want to live in my van in San Francisco, I might have a hard time finding parking, and the cops might harass me for living in my car. I feel so fortunate that I was able to have this conversation with this woman. I've been going around in life completly lost, and then I ran into this wise woman, and then now, I know so much more than I used to. There's this neighborhood in San Francisco called the "Mishun Distect" or something like that. I'm not quite sure the significance of the name or whatever. According to her, "I'll fit right in." Wow, that's what I've always wanted. I just want to fit in. And, I want attension. I have no problem with stupidity. In fact, it makes me a bit envious. I wish my brain didn't have to work. It would make shit a lot more simple. But, I think no matter how stupid you are, you could at least have enough sense to shut the fuck up.  But, it's just the opposite. The lips and index fingers, . . . they never stop a wagging. Inversely proprtionate to your intelligence. It's worse than the black plague. The plague of idiocy. Wow, I love this world. And then, I got some criticism on my moustache from an attractive woman with a boyfriend. "You should trim that." It goes in your mouth. She thinks I'm so much of a sucker, that I'm going to take grooming advice from a woman that will never fuck me, and walk around like a fucking pussy metrosexual with a trimmed moustache. You can see a pussy from a mile away. The guy that listens to this bullshit, and grooms himself accordingly. I look "unkempt" they tell me. Why are you wearing a tie if you look like a slob? Wow, I feel so blessed to've had this stupidendous human interaction. That's why I go out on a Friday night. I don't feel complete until people spew their lobotomy juice all over me. Wow, maybe Texans aren't as cool as I thought they were. Maybe?