You know that corny song? I'ld give you a million dollars if they didn't play it every single time I went to the roller skating rink when I was a little kid. I never understood it. And then, after I had witnessed sex, I asked a friend of mine, (another little kid) "Why do they make those noises when they're fucking each other?" I was explained that sex is painful. "It hurts," he told me. I'm not going to insult your intelligence by any comments of how totally deep that is, but oops, I just did. After that conversation, the roller skating rink was a deep dark den of depravity in my mind whenever they would play that song.